cassbones:

shannananan:

acciocupcakes:

#such a beautiful place to be with a grande non fat soy latte

the longer you look the funnier it is

Dobby doesn’t have to take anybody’s shit anymore. Dobby is a free elf

dylangibbons-loves-you:

How I felt during the whole last movie

callmecaptainamerica:

Captain America Shield and Thors Mjolnir night lights! From 3DLightFx!

“They truly are purer archetypes. They’re literally Biblical. If you get the DC characters right, they can be important, they can be about us.”

- Zack Snyder

On the friday she [Tina] was doing Weekend Update alone, and on saturday I got a phonecall, and she said: “I think I wanna do it with Amy” - Lorne Micheals

abinky:

lordjaysus:

sallynopants:

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

get it girl

z snap

Is this story true? i dont even fucking care she is the greatest human